June Rush...

first let me get this across to all the single brodaz and sisters out there, I know being single may suck sometimes, so find someone you like and make him or her perfect, fall in love, get married and be unhappy unless you are me because I am AWESOME... so about June Rush... I haven't done half the things I wrote on my to-do-list for the middle of the year, the new car, stable relationship, better style of living, sex with like 20 babes from Eskimi, Badoo and whichever one single girls are on for hope... the list is endless... Everyday we face new challenges like opening a can of pepsi without hurting yourself, eating without getting getting fat, giving the best answers at all times... it's hard shopping this days, can't find my trouser size, boxers shorts, shoes and girlfriend but am glad there are sites like jumia, e-bay and eskimi to help :DI have recently been tagged by someone close to me on twitter as "THE MOST SARCASTIC GUY EVER' that title beats my 1st class degree (upper division...lol) from ssh I may not be where I want to be and i may have not done all the awesome things I want to do but I am certain I have done better things and I have acquired better things, gained better experiences on how not and how to do stuffs... I have a phrase which I tell myself every morning and when am at a tight corner... "Everything is going to be alright" and then do whatever will help me sleep at night.. that's that... ...time to get back to work but b4 I go, I got a call from the police saying my wife had an accident and I should come to identify her body... well me knowing I am happily single with no kids, I replied him saying :am busy now you take the picture and tag me on Facebook, if it's her, I will like it.. I believe his network must be bad cos the call ended there. remember don't do drugs mummy didn't raise you on, don't drink and drive unless it's Mario kart, always use a condom unless you want a baby out of it and do as I say not as I do. follow me on twitter: @Ola_tope facebook: Wharley Temitope Eskimi: No account yet Badoo: No thanks, am on Gudoo

Psalm According to GEJ

Psalm 23 vs Goodluck Jonathan...dont say i told u oooo... PDP is my party I shall not want, it makes me to lie down in aso rock mansion, he leads me to the post of president, it restoreth my shoe, it leads me in the paths of lootingness for its names sake. Yea though I walk through the roads of Borno state, I shall fear no evil, for soldiers and policemen are with me, their guns and their bombs they comfort me. They prepared a bank account before me,in the presence of my enemies, they anoint my account with bribes,my balance runs over. Surely Patience and her english shall follow me, all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in my house in Bayelsa forever and ever Amen.. Source Facebook