It"s Your Boy Tope

I checked my Bbm contacts the other day and i realized "i dont know these niggaz and yet when we chat we "lol" and shit">>> but for real I asked myself, " who are all these people" I dont know them but I feel so connected to them, their crazy pm's, their ugly display pictures and their response to my sarcastic mgs :D I have lost loved ones just because they could not deal with me, they just couldn't understand me, they were just too typical or maybe I am too complex for them :D so I dedicate this post to all those who dont give a shit of what I am, what I do, how much I give a shit or why I do what I do... you all are too much. NOTE: I AM ONLY REFERRING TO THE LADIES... guys! you can ping me if u have a problem with me you can watchout for the first Mcbose beach party in conjuction with Enny pictures, details will be posted later sha. I swear I have never called upon the Lord so much but His grace keeps me going and may he also be with you all ff: Ola_tope bb:258BB679

Don't Laugh

A man went to see a doctor and said,"pls doctor dont laugh at what i want to show you. "the doctor said, "i have been a doctor for 20 years so i dont see what can amuse me. "so the man opened his trousers and showed his p*nis to the doctor which was as small as a TV remote's battery. on seeing dis, d doctor fell downand started laughing uncontrollably. after 10 mins of laughter, he regained himself and asked the man,"i'm sorry, so what's wrong with your p*nis? "the man said, "its swollen.." The doctor collapsed