Don't Laugh

A man went to see a doctor and said,"pls doctor dont laugh at what i want to show you. "the doctor said, "i have been a doctor for 20 years so i dont see what can amuse me. "so the man opened his trousers and showed his p*nis to the doctor which was as small as a TV remote's battery. on seeing dis, d doctor fell downand started laughing uncontrollably. after 10 mins of laughter, he regained himself and asked the man,"i'm sorry, so what's wrong with your p*nis? "the man said, "its swollen.." The doctor collapsed