Boring Friday Night
Shout out to everyone I went to secondary school... I miss those crazy days, I have been a freedom fighter ever since.
I remember the day Mr. Lawrence, our super loud Biology teacher, during his class, showed the class legs of a bird and asked: Which bird? I answered quickly "we dunno o", he yelled: that's how you fail, what is your name. Me: See My Legs
nah that didn't happened, I picked that up somewhere buh I can tell you how to save on bill when you take your girlfriend or any new girl out on a date.. Just give her a hug and tell her softly "wow! you must be getting a lot of compliments for being chubby and beautiful, dear" if I doesn't work, just tell her to mind what she orders, the world is on a recess.
and take notes guys, when a girl changes in front of you A)She is really really interested in you B)you are level 99 friend zoned C) She is pretty and you are gay. shiiiit , no girl should walk around my fire and expect not to sweat.
and to the ladies, please stop saying "all men want is sex" how ridiculous? sometimes we don't want sex, we just want head *uses Q10 as shield*
I hate it so much when people you don't know or cant remember repeat their names like it is suppose to trigger a chip that may have been planted in your head long time ago, they be like "your Uncle Kunle, Kunle, Kunle from Gbagada", Sarcasm is my defense in awkward moments like that.
my current job is great, I live in my own apartment,alone gladly, drive my own car, still happily single with no kids but it will be nice to find a job where I work 1hour a week and I get paid a thousand dollars a minute so please holla at me when you find one for me
Well I remain the guy who has more dates than a calender, the black guy served be a million white women. I can feel the insomnia leaving me so it's almost time to sleep... If you don't want to get hurt, don't catch feelings... bye
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